May 2013
tomahok:
my mother does not care about fashion
jacknoir:
THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD
arise-arise:
cute names to call ur partner <3
my brotha my playa da shark slaya
whatnycusedtobe:
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
ouendanl:
i can’t believe miku hatsune bought tumblr
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me and tyler keep calling dedan a steak for some reason
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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broternia:
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...
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in a group project i always take over because bitch that’s my grade you aren’t going to mess this up and turn it in okay
cristinaya:
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
en0ch:
off fanart more like
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
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considerablybigben:
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex